ROTFL: Gov. Kwankwaso ‘Sweeps Off’ Jonathan’s Feet After Visiting Kano

Remember Kano Governor earlier said the president was not welcomed in Kano? Well the president visited the State before jetting off to Ibadan, and after he left, the Governor and other APC members had to ‘sweep off his feet’ from the state. Smh…politics is so funny.

All kinds of Crazy!!! Man kills roommate during fight over cooking pot

The Lagos state police command has arrested 20-year-old  Ngwuta Nweke, for allegedly killing his friend over a cooking pot  in their apartment in the Sawmill area of Ebute Meta.The suspect, however, told the police that he did not mean to kill his friend, but only strangled him in a bid to overpower him in a free fight.

Men Men Men!!! A Presumed Dead groom was caught about to Wed Another......

A woman, who identified herself as Mrs. Feyi Akere, has shown up to say 35-year-old Isaac Akere, one of the victims of the Ikorodu boat mishap, was her husband.

Wole Soyinka on why he rejected Centenary Award-----"I reject my share of this national insult"

Proffesor Wole Soyinka is one of the few who rejected the Centenary Awards given out to mark Nigeria's 100 years..In his statement ,he said. The survivors of a plague known as Boko Haram, students in a place of enlightenment and moral instruction, are taken to a place of healing dedicated to an individual contagion – a murderer and thief of no redeeming quality known as Sanni Abacha, one whose plunder is still being pursued all over the world and recovered piecemeal by international consortiums – at the behest of this same government which sees fit to place him on the nation’s Roll of Honour! I can think of nothing more grotesque and derisive of the lifetime struggle of several on this list, and their selfless services to humanity. 

HYMMMM!!!! Ronaldo's girlfriend poses nude with R.Kelly in raunchy shoot for V magazine

The 47 year old singer and the 28 year old top model get hot and heavy in steamy shoot for the latest issue of V magazine. In one photo, Irina Shayk, who is footballer Cristiano Ronaldo's longtime girlfriend, posed completely naked with her back to the camera while tenderly holding on to R.Kelly. Ronaldo come get your woman. I don't trust this R.Kelly he seems to be hanging in STRONG LOL . See the pic after the cut...

WTH!!!! Man dies on top of commercial sex worker in Aba

A man, identified as Ogadinma Chukwu has lost is life while having sex with a commercial sex worker at a popular brothel, New Nigeria City Hotel, located at along St. Michael’s road, Aba, Abia state. Sources said the deceased whom they alleged to be a regular visitor to the brothel, died while on top of the prostitute.

Footballers &Ages!!! Eto'o is 39 not 32- Ex-lover slams him

ROTFL footballers and ages though...Cameroonian striker and Chelsea footballer Eto'o is not happy after Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho joked that Eto'o Fils was probably older than 32. ..He said

‘The problem with Chelsea is I lack a scorer,I have Eto’o but he is 32 years old, maybe 35, who knows?’  As if that wasn't enough, his ex-lover and mother of his first child Anna Barranca told The Sun: 43-year old Anna, who now works as a part-time job at a store that sells hair extensions,

“It is very evident Samuel was older than the age he said he was when he first came to Europe.  I think Samuel is not 35 he is more 39. Samuel was born in 1974 and so that makes him 39 now.” 

Meanwhile Eto'o's passport clearly states he is 32.

Photot of the Week --- If you ask me who i go ask?????

This only happens in a Nigeria please tell us Where's our N20billion ooo? ROTFL Some people will not kill me with lafta.  Lol how do you you lose N20 billion without a trace haba my people.....we want answers.........

Men Caught On Surveillance Camera Having Sex With Cows

A farmer in Herkimer County, N.Y. couldn't figure out why his cows seemed more anxious than usual. When they weren't producing as much milk as usual, he set up a surveillance camera.What he saw shocked him: two men were rolling in the hay with his livestock. The farmer contacted authorities who conducted their own investigation.

Tragic!!! 25-Year Old Brazilian Striker, Maicon Dies In Car Crash

Brazilian striker Maicon Pereira, currently playing on loan at Ukrainian league side Mariupol, has died in a car crash early hours of today in Ukraine. In a statement on his club’s website, Shakhtar said that the 25-year old Brazilian, was a wonderful person. 

How I Got Married To My Own Father Without Knowing Him

None of it made sense. That’s not until her uncle finally told her what no one else had: She had unknowingly married the father she never knew. “I don’t know if he ever knew or not. That conversation didn’t come up,” she said. “I think if he did know, there is no way he could have told me.” “It is devastating. It can destroy you!” Spruill told CNN late Thursday by telephone. “It almost did.”

Ibadan Polytechnic Student who attempted Suicide by Drowning finally succeeds by Hanging

A part-time student of The Polytechnic, Ibadan, Oyo State, Timilehin Ayobami Ogundare has been found dead in his room at Ilupeju area, Baasala, Asero, Abeokuta, Ogun State in western Nigeria. He was believed to have committed suicide by hanging himself. P.M.NEWS also gathered that the deceased was a computer operator with a firm, Blueprint Music Studio in Abeokuta, before his death. 

Bleaching expert Pela Okiemute shows off his client's successful bleaching transformation

Bleaching expert Pela Okiemute shows off his client's successful bleaching transformation. Strange things are happening. I have no words! Congrats to the client! The difference is clear!. Pela shared the pics on his Facebook page. If you've never heard of Pela... read HERE

Photos of Two of Nigeria's Richest Pastors Back in the Day

One of them is currently the richest & arguably the most powerful pastor in Nigeria, with investment running into billions of naira, while the other is in the list of the top 5 richest pastors in Nigeria with investments in media and publishing. This is definitely an easy guess....:-)

ALERT!!! Couple of the Week --Chidinma EKile & Dayo Dane

Hot Yummy Love? LOL Now these are super cute people. If there is anyone who needs to talk about having a crush on Chidinma, I think it should be Dayo.

2 of the 6 men who raped a 16 year old girl in Akure, paraded| Video

Two of the six cult boys who raped a 16 year old secondary school student in Akure, Ondo State last week have been arrested by the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) . The men, said to members of a cult group known as Blue Angel, saw the girl as she was returning from school, they stopped her, took her to their hideout and raped her. All six of them. They recorded the act with a mobile phone and threatened to post the video online if she told anyone what happened.Watch the video after the cut..

What is wrong with you!!!! Senator Yerima divorces 17year old Egyptian wife, marries another 15yr old

Three years after marrying a 14 year old Egyptian girl named Marian, which was widely protested in Nigeria, former Zamfara state governor and serving senator of the federal republic of Nigeria, Sen. Ahmed Yerima, has reportedly divorced her to marry a new wife, City People reports. According to the magazine, Yerima and four men, said to be members of the Zamfara State House of Assembly were in Egypt a few weeks ago for the wedding fathia of a new bride said to be 15 years old. 

Red handed!!! Pastor Caught With Widow After Her Husband's Death

A pastor and a widow said to be his lover have been arrested by police in Edo in connection with the murder of the woman’s husband, Victor Nsongbunyo, who is a Deputy Manager with the NNPC. He was said to have been killed in Benin, capital of Edo State, by his wife and her lover, the Pastor, due to the fact that he had begun to suspect her of infidelity. Late Mr Victor Nsongbuyo was said to have begun questioning the paternity of the children his wife has for him and the one she was expecting. Below are the shocking revelations...

Hillarious!!! 6-Year Old Boy Suspended From School For Sexual Harassment

A 6-year-old boy near Colorado Springs, Colorado, was suspended from school for kissing a girl on the hand. "It was during class," first-grader Hunter Yelton said in an interview with CNN affiliate KRDO.   "We were doing reading group, and I leaned over and kissed her on the hand. That's what happened." Not only did Hunter's peck get him suspended from school, but the school accused him of sexual harassment, KRDO reported. Hunter's mom, Jennifer Saunders, is outraged.

21st Century!!!! 2 Openly Gay Men Become Prime Minister & Deputy PM

For the first time in history, a country will have an openly gay man as both its Prime Minister and its Deputy Prime Minister. On Wednesday December 4th, openly gay talk show host, Xavier Bettel (pictured left) was sworn in as the Prime Minister of Luxemburg, while another openly gay man, Etienne Schneider, (pictured right) was made his deputy, making Luxemburg the first county in the world with gay men filling the top two spots in its government