I AM IN THE MARKET TO PURCHASE SPERM

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Most young women in our society who have been through series of heart breaks, failed relationships and have lost faith of ever getting married again resort to sperm banks because the only option available to them is becoming a single parent and to do this you need donated/sold sperm. Thousands of children worldwide are born in this way every year.

I Take Permission from my Wife to use the ATM

Abubakar Yakubu is an actor and he has been married to his wife Precious Yakubu for eight years. In his interview with Punch, they talked about their union and reflected on the outflow and inflow of cash in their marriage.This is what they said;

Do you operate a joint account?

Yakubu: Yes, we do. She is the principal signatory, I cannot take money without her signature but she can take without mine and I like it that way because I am a big spender, I may empty the account under seconds.

Are there times he wants to take money and you prevented him?

Doctor we Lost your Patient!!!!!

How can? How!!!? How?!!! This is the only word I could think of below is a conversation between a Doctor and a “certified” nurse please remember the word CERTIFIED. The doctor called out the nurse on duty.

Kanye West and the JACKPOT

Kanye paid millions to perform in a show at BORAT LAND sources says he raked in MILLIONS of dollars this weekend to play a gig in KAZAKHSTAN!!! never heard of this country before please who has? Thumbs up. 

When it comes to Relationship and Commitment Are we all a little mad?

The first question that flashes my mind when it comes to relationship and commitment is this; Are we all a little mad?

I have weighed my options thoroughly and I came to this conclusion “it is much easier to cry depression than it is to man up and deal with the problem at hand.” Has our generation really become that quick to buckle or are some of us just better-equipped to deal with the highs and lows of this roller coaster called life than others?

Let the Sunshine in

Happy New Month People!!!

May God crown all your efforts. whatever you do this month will flourish and Blossom IJN. Consider everyday an opportunity to start all over again don't have wait until the first day of the year. Grab the Day with both hands and make good use of all it throws your way.

REVENGE S*X

Studies shows that women tend to sleep with other men if they become aware their partner cheated on them. What goes for the goose goes for the gander and all that. Unfortunately, it seems our mothers were right when they taught us that two wrongs don't make a right.