Saturday, August 31, 2013

Drawing a Timetable on when to get laid by your Husband


Women women women!!! This is a serious matter, I can’t but wonder why a rule like this exist in some of our bedrooms, anyway below are the only reasons why a woman should have a timetable in her bedroom.

INFERTILITY
This is a situation where couples cannot get pregnant despite having regular unprotected s*x. Doctors might recommend a timetable in the bedroom which helps the couple have s*x only on days the woman ovulates.                                     


SELF-CONTROL
This is a situation where a girl struggles with herself because whenever she is on a date the first vibe she lets out is take me to bed and due to this effect she struggles to keep any relationship. Drawing a timetable to help her determine the point at which she needs to have s*x becomes helpful. Timetable accepted.

CAREER WOMEN
Most career women feels work should come first, they work all day and pay little or no attention to their man. They bring work home and when the man tries to touch her she screams I AM TIRED I HAD A LONG DAY. This goes on for a while and when u realize your husband legs are going out you draw up a timetable of when you are free and when you think you should make out do you consider a s*x timetable your solution? . Timetable not accepted.


Imagine a situation where couples adopt s*x timetable and unfortunately for the man most of his heat days usually collide with her red days if u catch my drift. In such a situation what happens?
Sex timetable? Good or bad?  I leave that for you to answer.

1 comment:

  1. I don't think this is proper,but new world,new life and for convenience sake,the two involved must agree on the terms but women must be careful before your man try some apples on the street.There must be sacrifices mostly from the woman if you want to keep your man to yourself.

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