Sneaky S*x Tips

guys this one is for you! hers is how to charm her pants off --- literally if you know what i mean.....Get what you want in bed. Here's a sneaky strategy to propose acting out your wildest notion: portray your fantasy as a dream. So, if you'd like to make love on Signal Hill but you're nervous about suggesting it, phrase the whole scenario as a dream: “Honey, I had the wildest dream last night...” Dreams are blameless, subconscious thoughts that sneak into our sleep. 

Sweeten your semen

If your partner objects to giving you oral sex because, well, it just plain tastes bad, an apple a day might help. High in natural sugars, fruit reportedly blesses men with sweeter seminal fluid.

Create a fantasy box

Take an empty tissue box and make it your ‘fantasy box'. Write five secret sexual desires on individual slips of paper, have your partner do the same, then deposit them in the box. (Hold off on the ménage à trois for a while.) Take turns drawing one when you make love.

Play BattleStrip

It's Saturday night. You're home with nothing but old board games and two warm bodies. That's all you need to score.

# Monopoly: Make up your own Community Chest and Chance cards.

# Twister: You've already thrown down the plastic tarp. Now make it slippery.

# BattleStrip: Draw your clothes, and hers, on two grids. You say E5, she loses her bra. She says F7, you unleash the torpedo.

Try these two positions

The Cowgirl 

Lean back with your shoulders against the foot of the bed and your feet on the floor, supporting the bulk of your weight. She straddles your midsection and uses her legs to thrust. Not only does she control the angle, speed, depth and rhythm of the thrusts, she also has complete freedom of movement. One caution: some women get weak in the knees during orgasm, so brace yourself for a little extra weight once she peaks.

The Mindblower 

Have her lie on her back across the bed, with her head and shoulders dangling over the edge. (Make sure she keeps as much of her lower back on the mattress as possible. Stop if she gets too light-headed.) Enter her slowly, and show some restraint when thrusting - you don't want to knock her onto the floor. This head rush, combined with physical pleasure, can heighten orgasm for some women.

Ladies... Can you add to these tips? What kinky tactics that works to get you in the mood?