Which would you Prefer A Slot Daughter or a Gay Son?

Learning to love your gay son:

We were completely shocked. Not that we didn't know and love gay people, my only brother had come out to us several years before, and we adored him. But Ryan? He was unafraid of anything, tough as nails. We had not seen this coming, and the emotion that overwhelmed us, kept us awake at night and, sadly, influenced all of our reactions over the next six years, was FEAR.

We said all the things that we thought loving Christian parents who believed the Bible – the Word of God – should say:

We love you. We will ALWAYS love you. And this is hard. REALLY hard. But we know what God says about this, and so you are going to have to make some really difficult choices. We love you. We couldn't love you more. But there are other men who have faced this same struggle, and God has worked in them to change their desires. We’ll get you their book; you can listen to their testimonies.



And we will trust God with this. We love you. We are so glad you are our son. But you are young, and your sexual orientation is still developing. The feelings you've had for other guys don’t make you gay. So please don’t tell anyone that you ARE gay. You don’t know who you are yet. Your identity is not that you are gay; it is that you are a child of God. We love you. Nothing will change that. But if you are going to follow Jesus, holiness is your only option. You are going to have to choose to follow Jesus, no matter what. And since you know what the Bible says, and since you want to follow God, embracing your sexuality is NOT an option.

Ryan tried to commit suicide and presently he is on life support.

Learning to love your slot Daughter:

There a few key things every girl should know before she departs your home. If your daughter departs without some real life lessons what she becomes in life becomes your fault.

1. Scissors are to be used for opening bags of chips, not for your hair. 

2. Never use bleach and ammonia at the same time. It creates a toxic gas that will cause you to suffocate.

3. Learn to use a fire extinguisher. 

4. Do not ask a question you don’t want the answers to until you are emotionally ready to handle it.  For example. “Do you love me?” or “Does this make me look fat?” 

5. Good friends are the ones who tell you that your ass looks big in those jeans and that Suzy is sleeping with your boyfriend. Keep them forever.

6. When you ask a man, “What are you thinking?” and he replies, “Nothing.” It’s true. 

7. For every slice of pizza you eat you will need to run 30 minutes to burn it off. Two slices equals an hour. Three slices? An hour and a half. You get the idea. That doesn't include the beer. 

8. Learn to use jumper cables. 

9. Men look at other girl’s boobs. Don’t expect otherwise. It’s nothing personal. They can’t help it.

10. The only alcohol you should ever drink straight from a bottle is beer. Doing otherwise will likely land you in the hospital or even worse, a wooden box. 

11. Budgeting is the key to happiness.

12. The only thing you wash with white clothes? White clothes. 

13. Every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off your life. A pack? Two hours and 20 minutes. 

14. No one knows what they are going to be when they grow up. Just get a damn degree.

15. Boys are the gravy, not the mashed potatoes

girls need to know the truth about life not all that glitters is gold but above all prostitution is not a career.

so hit me up with your thoughts Which would you Prefer A Slot Daughter or a Gay Son?